Emergency!

"Important Question"

Before I could enroll in my company's medical
insurance plan, I needed to fill out a questionnaire.
As expected, the form was very thorough, leaving
nothing to chance.

One question asked, "Do you think you may need
to go to the emergency room within the next three months?"

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"Emergency!"

Ted's pager went off, summoning him to the hospital,
where he is an anesthesiologist.

As he raced toward the hospital, a patrol car sped up
behind him, lights flashing.

Ted hung his stethoscope out the window to signal
that he was on an emergency call.

Within seconds, came the police officer's hand in
response, dangling a pair of handcuffs out the window.
Received on Sat Sep 15 23:50:19 2007