Dog's Duty

"Dog's Duty"

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station
wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past.

Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog.
The children started to discuss the dog's duties.

"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.

"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."

"I know!" said a third... "They use it to find the fire hydrant!"

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"A Good Question"

A visiting minister waxed eloquent during the offertory
prayer. "Dear Lord," he began with arms extended
and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "without
you we are but dust..."

He would have continued but at that moment my
very obedient daughter (who was listening carefully
for a change!) leaned over to me and asked quite
audibly in her shrill little girl voice,

"Mom, what is butt dust?"
Received on Sun Sep 9 08:02:04 2007