A Convention To Remember

"Library Confusion"

The college football player knew his way around
the locker room better than he did the library, so
when my husband's co-worker saw the gridiron
star roaming the stacks of books looking
confused, she asked how she could help.

"I have to read a play by Shakespeare," he said.

"Which one?" she asked.

He scanned the shelves and answered, "William."

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"A Convention To Remember"

Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together
and were sharing a large room on the top of a
75 story skyscraper. After a long day of meetings
they were shocked to hear that the elevators in
their hotel were broken and they would have to
climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room.

Bill said to Jim, "Let's break the monotony of this
unpleasant task by concentrating on something
interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Scott
can tell sad stories the rest of the way."

At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and
Jim began to sing. After the 51st floor Jim
stopped singing and Scott began telling sad stories.

"I will tell my saddest story first, he said. "I left
the room key in the car!"
Received on Wed Sep 5 09:39:26 2007