At the Movies

"At the Movies"

While watching a movie recently, I couldn't hear the
dialogue over the chatter of the two women sitting in front of me.

Unable to bear it any longer, I tapped one of them on the shoulder.

"Excuse me," I said, "I can't hear."

"I should hope not," she replied sharply. "This is
a private conversation."

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"Service With A Smile"

I went into the greasy spoon next to the office
and ordered a tuna on wheat. The waitress
said, "Oh, I'm sorry, we're out of wheat bread.
You'll have to have it on white."

The next day I went to the same place and
ordered the same tuna on wheat. Again she
told me they were out of wheat, I'd have to get it on white.

The third time I went there I decided to skip
the step of being refused the wheat and just
ordered tuna on white.

The waitress looked up from her notepad and
said, "Aren't you the guy who usually orders it on wheat?"
Received on Mon Sep 3 11:14:11 2007