Baseball Bond

"Baseball Bond"

Harry was never shy about reminding people that
he played semi-pro baseball.

"My teammates used to call me James Bond," he
was telling his friends. "I had all sorts of tricks
to confuse the opposition."

"That and he batted .007," his wife added.

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"Nervous Speaker"

"NEXT," the conference emcee announced, "we
have the chief of the Minnesota State Patrol,
Roger Ledding, who is here with his lovely wife, Beverly."

The chief took his place at the lectern. "I'm a little
nervous," he began, "getting up before this
distinguished audience and speaking today.

But not nearly as nervous as I will be tonight
when I must go home with my wife, Audrey,
and explain Beverly to her!"
Received on Sat Sep 1 12:45:31 2007