Scavenger Hunt

"Scavenger Hunt"

A woman answered her front door and saw
a little boy holding a list. "Lady," he explained,
"I'm on a scavenger hunt, and I still need three
grains of wheat, a hand-carved pork chop bone
and a 3 x 5" piece of used carbon paper to earn a dollar."

"Wow," the woman replied. "Who sent you on
such a challenging scavenger hunt?"

"My babysitter's boyfriend."

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"Mary's Bloodies"

Three vampires went into a bar and sat down. Mary
the barmaid came over to take their orders.

"And what would you, er, gentlemen like tonight?"

The first vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood."

The second vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood."

The third vampire shook his head at his companions
and said, "I will have a glass of plasma."

Mary wrote down each order, went to the bar and
called to the bartender,

"Two bloods and a blood light!"
Received on Wed Oct 31 03:02:08 2007