Relationships Are Hard

"Incredible Shape"

You're in incredible shape," the doctor said.
"How old are you again?"

"I am 78." The man said.

"78?" asked the doctor. "How do you stay so
healthy? You look like a 60 year old."

"Well, my wife and I made a pact when we got
married that whenever she got mad she would
go into the kitchen and cool off and I would go
outside to settle down." the man explained.

"What does that have to do with it?" asked the doctor.

"I've pretty much lived an outdoor life."

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"Relationships Are Hard"

Bob and Bill were sitting in a bar, and Bob was
looking really down in the dumps.

"What's the matter?" Bill asked.

"I don't get it," Bob sighed. "The dating scene is
so confusing. There are so many dam people you
have to please. Like this one woman, she liked me,
her mom liked me, but her father hated me.

Then there was this other woman, both of her parents
really liked me, but SHE didn't like me.

And then there was this woman I met last night. She
absolutely loved me, her parents seemed to really
like me too, BUT her husband couldn't stand me!"
Received on Thu Oct 25 10:26:34 2007