No Homework

"Burglary"

A burglar went to the bank and pointed a gun on
the cashier and said, "Give me all your money,
or you'll be GEOGRAPHY!"

The cashier laughed and said, "You mean to say HISTORY."

The burglar answered, "Don't change the *subject*!"

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"No Homework"

A fifth grader looked down, so her teacher asked,
"What's the problem, Carol? I hope it's not homework again."

"Well, uh, yes it is," replied Carol. "I made my
homework paper into a paper airplane."

"Carol, that wasn't a very bright thing to do," said the
teacher, "but this once, I'll let you just unfold the
paper and hand it in."

"Oh, but that won't work," said Carol, looking even
sadder. "You see, the plane was hijacked."
Received on Wed Oct 24 20:54:52 2007