Blonde's Choice

"Blonde's Choice"

The executive was interviewing a young blonde for
a position in his company. He wanted to find out
something about her personality so he asked,

"If you could have a conversation with someone,
living or dead, who would it be?"

The blonde quickly responded, "The living one."

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"Job Consistency"

A guy walks into the human resources department
of a large company and hands the executive his
application. The executive begins to scan the sheet,
and notices that the applicant has been fired from
every job he has ever held.

"I must say," says the executive, "your work history
is terrible. You've been fired from every job."

"Yes," says the man.

"Well," continues the executive, "there's not much positive in that."

"Hey!" says the guy as he pokes the application.
"At least I'm not a quitter."
Received on Tue Oct 23 05:52:07 2007