"The Wal-Mart Greeter"
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked
into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities
at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning, and
welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there.
Are they twins ?"
The ugly, nasty woman stopped yelling long enough
to say, "Hell no, they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and
the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're
twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
"I'm neither blind nor stupid," replied the greeter. "I just
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day."
Received on Tue Oct 16 07:45:21 2007
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