Worst Speller

"Pets Think"

A dog thinks: "Wow, these people I live with feed me,
love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house,
pet me, and take good care of me...
They must be G~ds!"

A cat thinks: "Hmm, these people I live with feed me,
love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house,
pet me, and take good care of me...
I must be a G~d!

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"Two Rules For Cats"

1. Never let humans know what you are thinking.

2.

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"Worst Speller"

Fourth-grader Larry was an "A" student in arithmetic,
but he was the worst speller in the class.

The teacher had him at the blackboard one day,
trying to teach him to spell. He was really having
difficulty with a word when one of his classmates
blurted out, "Add an 'e', Larry."

Frustrated, Larry said, "I'm not adding... I'm spelling."
Received on Sat Oct 13 07:00:43 2007