Some People Never Retire

"Some People Never Retire"

One day, while walking to the store, I passed by
a nursing home. On the front lawn were six old ladies
lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit
unusual, but continued on my way to the store.

On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home
with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.
This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went
inside to talk to the manager.

"Do you know there are six ladies laying naked on
your front lawn?"

"Oh, yes," he said. "They are retired prostitutes, and
they're having a yard sale."
Received on Mon Oct 1 06:06:54 2007