The New Bicycle

"Junior's Bike"

Junior was one of those holy terrors and her
husband was surprised when his wife suggested
that they buy him a bike for his birthday.

"Do you really believe that'll help improve his behavior?" he said.

"Well, no," she admitted, "But it'll spread it over a wider area."

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"The New Bicycle"

I was in a customer's home one afternoon and
while I was talking to the customer, their 4 year
old little girl whose name was Michelle, tugged
on my pants leg and excitedly exclaimed, "I got
a new bicycle, do you want to see it?"

I said, "Sure Michelle."

So off to the backyard we went. Upon getting into
the backyard, I saw a brand new girl's bicycle.
"Boy, Michelle!! That's a beautiful bicycle."
I complimented. "Can you ride it?"

"Yeah, I can ride it," she said, then with a sad face
he pouted, "but it's broke."

I looked at the new bicycle and couldn't see anything
wrong with it, so I asked her, "What's wrong with it?"

"I don't know," she shrugged, "but every time I ride it, it falls down!"
Received on Sun Nov 25 21:49:39 2007