Characteristics Of The Company Car

"Driving on Red"

A man in a hurry taking his 8-year-old son
to school, made a turn at a red light where
it was prohibited.

"Uh-oh, I think I just made an illegal turn!" the man said.

"It's okay, Dad" the boy said. "The police car
right behind us did the same thing!"

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"Characteristics Of The Company Car"

- Accelerates at a phenomenal rate.

- Has a much shorter braking distance than the private car.

- Can take speed humps at twice the speed of private cars.

- The battery, radiator water, oil and tires never have to be checked.

- It can be driven up to 60 miles with the oil warning light flashing.

- It needs cleaning less often than private cars.

- The suspension is reinforced to allow for the weekend loads of bricks,
concrete slabs and other building material.

- Unusual and alarming engine noises are easily eliminated by turning up
the radio.

- It needs no security system and may be left anywhere, unlocked and
with the keys in the ignition.

- It is especially sand and waterproof for barbecues and fishing
expeditions on remote beaches.
Received on Tue Nov 20 06:30:52 2007