Life's Calling

"Career Decisions"

After church on Sunday morning, a young boy
suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom,
I've decided I'm going to be a minister when I grow up."

"That's okay with us," the mother said, "But
what made you decide to be a minister?"

"Well," the boy replied, "I'll have to go to church
on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be much
more fun to stand up and yell than to sit still and listen."

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"Life's Calling"

When I was a high school senior, I saw an
inspirational ad on TV about becoming a teacher.
I called the number shown: 800-45TEACH.

After a woman answered, I babbled on about how
I thought I had found my life's calling and could
she send me some information.

She asked me what number I was calling. After I
told her, there was a long pause.

Then she said, "You misspelled TEACH."
Received on Mon Nov 19 07:01:02 2007