Retirement

"Retirement"

Two gentlemen were discussing the prospects
of "looming" retirement. While one guy had lots
of hobbies, the other fellow had no hobbies,
and was rather concerned about being set loose
with nothing to do.

The first guy suggested his friend go visit his
kids. The man said, "Well, I only have two kids,
but I could buy a motor home and go visit my
brothers and sisters a couple of weeks each.
That would take about a year."

The first guy looked a bit puzzled, so his friend
said, "I'm one of eighteen kids in my family."

The first fellow's eyes got rather large, contemplating
eighteen children, so the man volunteered to explain.

"The problem was, my mother was hard of hearing."
(Puzzlement)

Smile. "My Mom & Dad would go to bed at night,
and my Dad would ask, 'Do you want to go to
sleep, or what?' and my Mom would say, 'What?'"
Received on Mon Nov 19 06:53:50 2007