The Wedding

"The Wedding"

The wedding date was set and the groom's three
pals - a carpenter, an electrician, and a dentist
were deciding what pranks to play on the couple
on their wedding night.

The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their
bed would give them a chuckle or two.

The electrician decided to wire the bed - with
alternating current, of course.

The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore
a sly grin and promised a real dozy.

The nuptials went as planned and a few days later,
each of the grooms buddies received the following note:

DEAR FRIENDS,
"WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS BEING SAWED.
THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A MINOR
SETBACK. BUT BY G~D, I'M GOING TO KILL THE GUY
WHO PUT NOVOCAINE IN THE VASELINE!!!"
Received on Thu Nov 15 07:41:38 2007