By The Coat Tails

"By The Coat Tails"

Jimmy timidly touched the arm of a man putting
on an overcoat. "Excuse me," said Jimmy,
"but do you happen to be Mr. Smith of Newport?"

"No, I'm not!" said the impatient man.

"Ah ... er ... well," said Jimmy, "you see, I am,
and that's his coat you're putting on."

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"Bricks"

A skinhead and his girlfriend were walking down
Main Street when she spotted a beautiful diamond
ring in a jewelry store window. "Wow, I'd sure love
to have that!" she said.

"No problem, baby," the skinhead said, throwing
a brick through the glass and grabbing the ring.

A few blocks later, his girlfriend was admiring a
black leather jacket in another shop window.
"What I'd give to own that!" she said.

"Sure thing, darling," the skinhead said, throwing
another brick through the window and snatching the coat.

Finally, turning for home, they pass a Mercedes
car dealership. "Boy, I'd do anything for one of those!"
she said to her boyfriend.

"Whoa, baby!" the skinhead cried. "Do you think
I'm made of bricks or something!"
Received on Wed Nov 14 02:48:40 2007