Sky Diving for the Elderly

"Sky Diving for the Elderly"

The 85-year-old woman decided to take up sky
diving. After she attended instruction classes,
the day came for her first jump.

Strapping on a parachute, she stood awaiting
her turn to leap out of the plane. But when she
looked at the ground below, she lost her nerve.

Finally, she reached into her pocket, pulled out
a small transmitter and radioed her instructor
on the ground:

"Help! I've gotten up, and I can't fall down!"

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"Heavenly Car Wash"

The church choir was putting on a car wash to raise
money to pay their expenses for a special trip.
They made a large sign,

CAR WASH FOR CHOIR TRIP,

and on the given Saturday business was very good.
But by two o'clock the skies clouded and the rain
poured and there were hardly any customers.

Finally, one of the girl washers had an idea.
She printed a very large poster which said,

WE WASH
(then an arrow pointing skyward) G~D RINSES.

Business boomed!
Received on Fri Nov 9 02:56:58 2007