100 Women

"100 Women"

A guy and his manager go down to the docks. The
manager is betting every docker he sees that his
guy can make love to 100 women in a row, without
pausing, and satisfy them all. Bets are made, and
they agree that they'll meet the next day.

The next day, 100 women are lined up along the dock .
The guy drops his pants and starts. True to his word,
he moves from one to the next, satisfying each one
without pausing: 1.. 2.. 3.. on and on he goes:
49.. 50.. 51.. He slows down somewhat: 83.... 84....
85.... but he is still moving from one to the next, and
the women are still satisfied: 97............ 98.............

99............... and before he can get to the last woman,
he has a heart attack and dies.

The manager scratches his head in puzzlement and says,

"I don't understand it! It went perfectly well at practice this morning!"
Received on Wed Nov 7 00:31:41 2007