Women Over 40

"Women Over 40"

As I grow in age, I value most of all.
Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle
of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She
doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does
something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a
screaming match with you over the opera or in the
middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you
deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they
think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often
undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to
confess your sins to a woman over 40.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40
is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell
you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like
one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of
reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For
every stunning, smart, well-coifed, hot woman over
40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
making a fool of himself with some 22-year old
waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when
you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for
you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying
an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
Received on Fri Nov 2 04:10:30 2007