Oh, To Be 10 Again...

"Oh, To Be 10 Again..."

A man asked his wife, "What would you most like
for your birthday?"

She said,..... "I'd love to be ten again."

On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright
and early and they went to a theme park.

He put her on every ride in the park, the Death Slide,
The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. Everything
there was, she had a go.

She staggered out of the theme park five hours later,
her head spinning and her stomach upside down.
Into McDonald's they went, where she was given a
Double Big Mac with extra fries and a strawberry
shake.

Then off to a theater to see Star Wars-more hot dogs,
popcorn, cola and sweets.

At last she staggered home with her husband and
collapsed into bed. Her husband leaned over and
asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?"

One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually, I meant
dress size."

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"Switching Roles"

Jenny was married to a male chauvinist. They both
worked full time, but he never did anything around
the house and certainly not any housework. That,
he declared, was woman's work!

But one evening Jenny arrived home from work to find
the children bathed, a load of wash in the washing
machine and another in the dryer, dinner on the stove
and a beautifully set table, complete with flowers. She
was astonished, and she immediately wanted to know
what was going on.

It turned out that Charley, her husband, had read a
magazine article that suggested working wives would
be more romantically inclined if they weren't so tired
from having to do all the housework, in addition to
holding down a full-time job.

The next day, she couldn't wait to tell her girlfriends at
the office. "How did it work out?" they asked. "Well,
it was a great dinner, Jenny said. "Charley even cleaned
up, helped the kids with their homework, folded the
laundry and put everything away."

"I really enjoyed my evening." she went on to say. "But
what about afterward?" her friends wanted to know.

"It didn't work out," Jenny said. "Charley was too tired."

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"Blue Moon"

Today, May 31st 2007 will be the second Full Moon
this Month, making it a BLUE MOON.

Everyone should be looking at his/hers "Blue Moon Lists'

In order to get those little things done that you only
do 'ONCE in a BLUE MOON' .

You should check your list and do as many of them
as you can this is the last opportunity to do 'ONCE
in a BLUE MOON' items until December 31st, 2009!

That's 2 Years and 6 months from today!

That might be a little longer than some of you can
allow for your particular BLUE MOON items!
So get to it!
Received on Thu May 31 07:14:37 2007