Hysterical Blonde

"Blonde at the Football Game"

A guy takes his girlfriend to a football game for the first
time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she
liked the game.

"Oh, I really liked it," she said, "but I just couldn't
understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents."

"What do you mean?"

"All they kept screaming was: Get the quarter back! Get
the quarter back!"

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"Experience"

"Miss Johnson. I see under 'Experience' you only
have clerical type work listed," said the executive.
"Why exactly do you feel you're qualified to manage
a department store such as ours?"

"Easy..." the pert litle blonde replied. "At least twice
a week, my former boss would call me into his
private office and give me the business."

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"Hysterical Blonde"

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes
out. Her boss concerned about all his employees well
being asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?"

To which the blonde replies... "Early this morning I got
a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."

The boss feeling very sorry at this point explains to the
young girl. "Why don't you go home for the day... we
aren't terribly busy, just take the day off to relax and rest."

The blonde very calmly states..."No.. I'd be better off
here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best
chance of doing that here."

The boss agrees and allows the blond to work as usual...
"If you need anything just let me know."

Well... a few hours pass and the boss decides to check
on the blonde... he looks out over his office and sees
the blonde crying hysterically again.

He rushes out to her asking, "What's so bad now... are
you going to be okay??"

"No..." exclaims the blonde, "I just received a horrible
call from my sister and she said that her mom died, too!"
Received on Sat May 26 08:01:02 2007