Keyhole

"Keyhole"

Two kids were peeking through the keyhole at their parents.

One says, "That's the woman who sent me to a
psychiatrist for sucking my thumb!"

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"Twinkie"

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She
stands directly next to the barber chair, while her dad
gets his haircut, eating her snack cake.

The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're going to
get hair on your Twinkie."

She says, "I know. I'm getting boobs, too!"
Received on Fri May 25 07:07:47 2007