Robbery

"Robbery"

Late one night a woman was walking home when
a man grabbed her and dragged her into the bushes.

"Help me! Help me!" she screamed. "I'm being robbed!"

"You ain't being robbed!" her attacker interrupted.
"You're being screwed!"

The woman looked down at her attacker as he
unzipped his jeans.

"If you're doing me with that," she fumed,
"I am being robbed!"
Received on Thu May 24 08:04:01 2007