Doctor's Advice

"Baked Stuffed Chicken"
(As written by an unknown man)

Here is a chicken recipe that also includes the use
of popcorn as a stuffing - imagine that.

When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for
people like me, who just are not sure how to tell
when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out...
give this a try.

6-7 lb. Chicken
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is good.)
1 cup uncooked popcorn (Orville Redenbacher's Low Fat)
Salt/pepper to taste

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well
with melted butter, salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with
stuffing and popcorn.

Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the
back of the oven.

Listen for the popping sounds.

When the chicken's butt blows the oven door open
and the chicken flies across the room, it's done.

And you thought I couldn't cook.

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"Doctor's Advice"

When a man met his friend on the street one day,
he noticed that he had a terrible cold. He asked
him if he had seen a doctor about it and his friend
said, "No, but I probably should. Do you know a
good doctor?"

The man gave his friend the name of his own doctor
and assured him that he would be in good hands.

About a week later, they met again and the man
wasn't sure if his friend's cold was really better. So,
he asked him, "Did you see my doctor?"

"Oh, yeah," his friend said. "He was a really nice guy."

The man asked, "Did he give you something to help
your cold?"

"Sure did," his friend answered, somewhat enthusiastically.
"He told me to drink a big glass of fresh orange juice after
a hot bath."

The man asked, "Well, did it help?"

And his friend said, "I don't really know, I haven't finished
drinking the bath yet."
Received on Wed May 23 06:42:16 2007