You're Too Stressed If..

"You Know You're Too Stressed If..."

* You can achieve a "Runner's High" by sitting up.

* The Sun is too loud.

* Trees begin to chase you.

* You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an I.V. drip
solution of espresso.

* You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption
of coffee.

* You can hear mimes.

* You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you
have said it before.

* You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.

* Things become "Very Clear".

* You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.

* You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you
have said it before.

* You begin speaking in a language that only you and Channelers can
understand.

* The less sense matter and matter is more than sense.

* You and Reality file for divorce.

* You can skip without a rope.

* It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.

* You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you
have said it before.

* You have great revelations concerning Life, the Universe and
Everything else,
but can't quite find the words for them before the white glow
disappears, leaving you more confused than before.

* You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you
have said it before.

* You can travel without moving. Antacid tablets become your sole source
of nutrition.

* You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.

* Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head quieted,
it was like losing your best friend.

and lastly...

* You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you
have said it before.
Received on Sun May 20 08:23:02 2007