Serving Lawyers

"Car Break Down"

A car breaks down along the expressway one day,
so the driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the
highway. He jumps out of the car, opens the trunk,
and pulls out two men in trench coats.

The men stand behind the car, open up their coats
and start exposing themselves to the oncoming
traffic. This results in one of the worst pile-ups in
history.

When questioned by police why he put two deviates
along the side of the road, the man replied, "I broke
down and was just using my emergency flashers!"

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"Serving Lawyers"

A man walked into a bar with his alligator
and asked the bartender,

"Do you serve lawyers here?"

"Sure do," replied the bartender.

"Good," said the man. "Give me a beer, and
I'll have a lawyer for my 'gator."

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"Paying the Bill"

A man walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me, I'd
like a pint of beer."

The bartender serves the drink and says, "That'll be
four dollars." The customer pulls out a twenty-dollar
bill and hands it to the bartender.

"Sorry, sir," the bartender says, "but I can't accept that."

The man pulls out a ten-dollar bill and the bartender
rejects his money again.

"What's going on here?" the man asks.

Pointing to a neon sign, the bartender explains,

"This is a Singles Bar."
Received on Sat May 19 08:42:20 2007