Thinking About You

"Five Minutes To Live"

A man was walking down the street when he bumped
into a construction worker. They get into a conversation
and the man asks him what he would do if they only
had five minutes to live.

"Well, I haven't lived a very passionate life, so I suppose
I'd screw anything that moved." he answered.
"What would you do?"

"I'd stand perfectly still."

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"Thinking About You"

A girl was telling her date about her old boyfriend, and
while doing so was subconsciously stroking her beer
bottle up and down many times.

Finally her date has had enough and says, " You're
always thinking about him. Why don't you think about
me once in a while?"

"OK!" she says and starts stroking the top two inches
of her bottle.
Received on Fri May 18 10:56:24 2007