Dating Expense

"Dating Expense"

Worried that his son was spending too much money
on dates, a Father asked the boy how much his last
date had cost.

The son calculated a minute then replied, "Oh, about
$15 or so I think."

"Well," said the Father, "I'm proud of you for finally
coming up with an inexpensive evening."

"To be honest Dad," the son went on, "we'd have
done more, but that was all the money she had."

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"Paying the Bill"

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter,
a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for
a new dress. How much does it cost?"

"Only one kiss per yard, " replied the smirking male
clerk.

"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."

With expectation and anticipation written all over
his face, the clerk quickly measured out and
wrapped the cloth, then teasingly held it out.

The girl snapped up the package and pointed to
a little old man standing beside her. "Grandpa
will pay the bill," she smiled.
Received on Thu May 17 07:18:17 2007