Three Sisters

"Three Sisters"

Three sisters decided to get married on the same
day and to save their parents money, they also
resolved to spend their honeymoon nights at home.

Later that night, their mother couldn't sleep so she
went to the kitchen for a cup of tea. On her way,
she tiptoed by her oldest daughter's bedroom and
heard her screaming. The mother thought to
herself, "That's normal, especially on her wedding
night."

She snuck by her second oldest daughter's room
and heard her laughing. "That's normal too," she
said, smiling to herself.

Finally, she slipped by her youngest daughter's room
where she didn't hear a peep, but she thought nothing
of it. The next morning in the kitchen, after the
husbands had gone out, the woman asked her
daughters about last night's noises.

"Well, Mom," the eldest replied, "you always said if
it hurt I should scream."

"Mom, you told me that if it tickled, I should laugh,"
replied the next daughter.

"Now it's your turn honey," she said turning to the
youngest. "Why so quiet in your room last night?"

"Mom, don't you remember? You always told me
never to talk with my mouth full."
Received on Wed May 16 07:56:58 2007