Mother's Day Wishes

"Mother's Day Wishes"

* If evolution really works, how come Mothers
only have two hands ?

* Personally, I think today's kids ought to do something
really special for their Mothers on Mother's Day -- like
move out!

* Hey guys -- looking for a great gift for your Mother-in-
Law on Mother's Day ? Why not send her back her
daughter?

* A single Mom was asked by a friend what her son
was taking in college. With a sigh she replied,
"Everything I have."

* Fathers -- take heart, your day is coming, and you
can be sure of getting at least one thing -- the bills
from Mother's Day.

* Most Mothers are always amazed when their sons
daughters marry a person with much lower mental
capacity, ambition and moral standards, yet still
manage to have utterly brilliant children.

* Mothers come in all shapes and sizes. For example,
an Italian Mother might chastise her offspring for not
eating by saying, "Eat your dinner, or I'll kill you." A
Jewish Mother on the other hand would say, "Eat
your dinner, or I'll kill myself."

* A daughter broke-up with her boyfriend. She asked
her Mother's advice about returning the gifts he'd
given her. Without a pause, her Mother replied,
"Send back the stuffed animals and letters, but
keep the jewelry for sentimental reasons."
Received on Fri May 11 07:03:41 2007