Ancient Tech Support

"Ancient Tech Support"

The following is a true story. We at jokedujour.com
verified it. Really.

The tech support problem dates back to long before
the industrial revolution, when primitive tribesmen
beat out a rhythm on drums to communicate:

"This fire help. Me Groog."

"Me Lorto. Help. Fire not work."

"You have flint and stone?"

"Ugh."

"You hit them together?"

"Ugh."

"What happen?"

"Fire not work"

"(sigh) Make spark?"

"No spark, no fire, me confused. Fire work yesterday."

"*sigh* You change rock?"

"I change nothing."

"You sure?"

"Me make one change. Stone hot so me soak in
stream so stone not burn Lorto hand. Small change,
shouldn't keep Lorto from make fire."

Grabs club and goes to Lorto's cave*

*WHAM*WHAM*WHAM*WHAM*

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"Sixteen Steps To Build A Campfire"

1. Split dead limb into fragments and shave one
fragment into slivers.

2. Bandage left thumb.

3. Chop other fragments into smaller fragments

4. Bandage left foot.

5. Make structure of slivers (include those embedded
in hand)

6. Light Match

7. Light Match

8. Repeat "a Scout is cheerful" and light match.

9. Apply match to slivers, add wood fragments, and
blow gently into base of fire.

10. Apply burn ointment to nose.

11. When fire is burning, collect more wood.

12. Upon discovering that fire has gone out while
out searching for more wood, soak wood from can
labeled "kerosene."

13. Treat face and arms for second-degree burns.

14. Re-label can to read "gasoline."

15. When fire is burning well, add all remaining firewood.

16. When thunder storm has passed, repeat steps 1-15.
Received on Thu May 10 07:51:05 2007