Special Ability

"Special Ability"
{A LadyHawke's Favorite}

Seems G~d was just about done creating the Universe,
but had two extra things left in his bag of creations. So,
He decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He
told the couple that one of the things he had to give
away was the ability to stand up while urinating.

It's a very handy thing, G~d told the couple. "I was
wondering if either one of you wanted the ability?"

Adam jumped up and blurted out, "Oh, give that to me.
I'd love it. Please, oh please, let me have that ability.
It would be great. When I'm out working in the garden,
I could just stand there and let it fly. It would be so cool,
I could write my name in the sand. Oh, please G~d, let it
be me who you give that gift to." On and on he went like
an excited little boy…

Eve just smiled and told G~d that if Adam really wanted
it so badly, he should have it. She added it was the sort
of thing that would make him happy and she wouldn't
mind if Adam was the one given this ability.

And so, Adam was given the ability to control the direction
of his urine while in a vertical position. He was so happy,
he celebrated by wetting down the bark on the tree nearest
him and laughing with delight all the while. And it was good.

Fine, G~d said, looking back into his bag of leftover gifts.

"What's left in here? Oh yes, Multiple Orgasms…"
Received on Tue May 8 06:45:48 2007