Can't Get Enough

"Thick-Headed Husband"

Last summer, when the power mower was broken
and wouldn't run, Jane kept hinting to Dick, her
husband, that he needed to get it fixed, but somehow
the message wasn't sinking in.

She finally thought of a clever way to make the point.
When Dick arrived home that day, he found her
seated in the tall grass, busily clipping away with
a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

He watched silently for a short time, then went into
the house. Jane thought she had again failed to get
his attention. Well, he was gone only a few moments,
and when he came out again he handed her a
toothbrush saying, "When you finish cutting the grass,
you might as well sweep the sidewalks."

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"Can't Get Enough"

A guy calls up his ex-wife and, disguising his
voice, asks to speak to himself.

"Sorry, he doesn't live here anymore, we're divorced!"

Next day, the guy does the same thing with the
same results.

He does this everyday for a week, and finally his
ex-wife realizes who it is that keeps calling.

"Look, Bozo! We're divorced! Finito! End of story!
When are you going to get that through your fat
head?"

"Oh, I know! I just can't hear it enough!"
Received on Mon May 7 01:18:38 2007