Souvenirs

"Souvenirs"

We got lucky when we heard the old Piedmont Hotel
in Atlanta was getting a face-lift and its beautiful maple
doors became available for sale as salvage items.
We bought several and had them installed in our
19th-century home.

Showing a friend around the house, I pointed out,
"You know, these doors are from the Piedmont Hotel."

He raised an eyebrow. "Most people just take the towels."

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"Breaking and Entering"

A man was sleeping soundly when his wife shook
him and said, "Wake up, someone is breaking in!"

The man had gone through this same scenario
almost every night of his marriage, and he knew
that the only way he would get any rest was to get
up and go check it out.

This time, however, he found that there really was
a man with a gun who entered to rob the house!

As the thief was about to flee the man said, "Stop!
You have to come with me and meet my wife."

Surprised, the thief turned around abruptly and said,
"Why would you want ME to meet your wife?"

The man replied, "She's been expecting you for 20 years!"
Received on Tue Jun 19 07:37:30 2007