Another Drink

"Another Drink?"

I was waiting tables at a country club when an elegantly
dressed woman spilled Manhattan clam chowder all
over her white linen skirt. She began furiously dabbing
at it with a napkin.

Having plenty of experience with getting out feed stains,
I asked, "Can I bring you some club soda?"

"Young lady," she barked, "I'll be the judge of when I've
had enough to drink. Bring me another martini!"

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"Bar Antics"

Two fellows stopped into an English pub for a drink.
They called the proprietor over and asked him to settle
an argument.

"Are there two pints in a quart or four?" asked one.

"There be two pints in a quart," confirmed the proprietor.

They moved back along the bar and soon the barmaid
asked for their order.

"Two pints please, miss, and the bartender offered
to buy them for us."

The barmaid doubted that her boss would be so
generous, so one of the fellows called out to the
proprietor at the other end of the bar, "You did say
two pints, didn't you?"

"That's right," he called back, "two pints."
Received on Fri Jun 15 07:01:04 2007