G~d is... Television commercials!

From: unicorn <unicorn_at_indenial.com>
Date: Sun Jun 10 2007 - 09:31:35 EDT

"G~d is... Television commercials!

"

A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school
asked her class to look at TV commercials
and see if they could use them in some way
to communicate ideas about G~d. Here are
some of the results:

G~d is like.. BAYER ASPIRIN
He works miracles.

G~d is like... a FORD
He's got a better idea.

G~d is like... Coke
He's the real thing.

G~d is like... HALLMARK CARDS
He cares enough to send His very best.

G~d is like... TIDE
He gets the stains out that others leave
behind.

G~d is like...
GENERAL ELECTRIC
He brings good things to life.

G~d is like...
SEARS
He has everything.

G~d is like...
ALKA -SELTZER
Try him, you'll like Him

G~d is like...
SCOTCH TAPE
You can't see him, but you know He's there.

G~d is like..
DELTA
He's ready when you are.

G~d is like...
ALLSTATE
You're in good hands with Him.

G~d is like...
VO-5 Hair Spray
He holds through all kinds of weather.

G~d is like...
DIAL SOAP
Aren't you glad you have Him? Don't you
wish everybody did?

G~d is like...
the U.S. POST OFFICE
Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will
keep Him from His appointed destination.
Received on Sun Jun 10 09:31:35 2007

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