Turning Thirty

"Turning Thirty"

I was having trouble with the idea of turning thirty
and was oversensitive to any signs of advancing
age. When I found a prominent gray hair in my
bangs, I pointed to my forehead.

"Have you seen this"? I indignantly asked my
husband.

"What?" he asked. "The wrinkles?"

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"Whistle!"

Murphy and his wife went for a stroll in the park. They
sit down on a bench to rest for awhile. Soon they
overhear voices coming from a secluded spot nearby.

Suddenly, Mrs. Murphy realizes that a young man is
about to propose. Not wanting to be eavesdropping
during such an intimate moment, she gently nudges
her husband and whispers, "Whistle, to let that young
couple know that someone can hear them."

To which Murphy replies, "Whistle? Why should
I whistle? Nobody whistled to warn me!"

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"The Last Valentine"

Jim was in trouble. He forgot Valentines Day.

His wife was really angry.

She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find
a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6
seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"

The next morning Jim got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up,she looked out the window
and sure enough there was a box gift. It was
wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to
the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom
scale.

Jim has been missing since Friday...
Received on Fri Jun 8 06:26:27 2007