Dear Abby

"Dear Abby"

Dear Abby, I have a man I never could trust. He
cheats so much on me I'm not even sure this baby
I'm carrying is his.

Dear Abby, I suspected that my husband had been
fooling around, and when I confronted him with the
evidence he denied everything and said it would
never happen again.

Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I've
seen it. Now how do I get out?

Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months
and I didn't know he drank until one night he came
home sober.

Dear Abby, My forty-year-old son has been paying a
psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two-and-a-
half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short-tempered.
I think she is going through her mental pause.

Dear Abby, Our son was married in January. Five
months later his wife had a ten-pound baby girl.
They said the baby was premature. Tell me, can
a baby this big be that early? Signed, Wondering.

Dear Wondering. The baby was on time, the wedding
was late. Forget it.

Dear Abby, I have always wanted to have my family
history traced, but I can't afford to spend a lot of
money to do it. Any suggestions? Signed, Sam

Dear Sam, Yes. Run for public office.

Dear Abby, I am forty-four years old and I would like
to meet a man my age with no bad habits.
Signed, Rose

Dear Rose, So would I.
Received on Wed Jul 18 08:06:32 2007