Hiccups Cure

"Hiccups Cure"

A man goes into a drug store and asks the
pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups.

The pharmacist promptly reaches out and
slaps the man's face.

"What the heck did you do that for!?!" the man screams.

"Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore, do you?"

The man says, "No I don't, you IDIOT... But my
wife out in the car still does!"

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"Motorcycle Accident"

Two guys were roaring down the road on a motorcycle
when the driver slowed up and pulled over. His leather
jacket had a broken zipper, and he told his friend, "I
can't drive anymore with the air hitting me in the chest like that."

"Just put the jacket on backwards." His friend advised.
They continued down the road but around the next bend,
they lost control and wiped out. A nearby farmer came
upon the accident and ran to call the police. They
asked him, "Are they showing any signs of life?"

"Well," the farmer explained, "the driver was until I
turned his head around the right way!"
Received on Thu Jul 12 23:36:51 2007