How Often?

"How Often?"

A senior citizen goes to his doctor and says,
"Doctor, I have sex only once a week."

The doctor asks, "How old are you ?"

The patient replies, "Seventy-five."

Wait now. You're 75 and have sex once a week.

I think that's wonderful. What are you complaining about ?"

"My neighbor is almost eighty years old, and he
says he has sex three times a week, every week."

The doctor smiled and said, "I can easily solve your
problem. From now on, you say the same thing."
Received on Wed Jul 11 06:30:13 2007