Italian Virgins

"Italian Virgins"

Two Italian virgins get married and go on their
honeymoon. However, they have no idea what there
supposed to do once they get to their hotel room.

The newlyweds decide to call his mother and get
some advice on what to do. The mother says that
they should sit on the bed together and snuggle
with each other and things should start to happen from there.
The newlyweds start to do this but nothing else happens.

The groom calls his mother back to find out what to do next.
She says they should take their clothes off, get under the covers
in bed, and nature should takes its course.

The bride and groom take his mother's advice but
still nothing. He calls his mother a third time. Getting
frustrated with the situation she says, "Listen, just
take the biggest thing you have and stick it in her
hairiest thing!" and hangs up on him.

A few minutes later he reluctantly calls his mother back,
"Well, I have my nose in her armpit. What do I do next?"
Received on Tue Jul 10 08:02:41 2007