Ultimate Woman's Fantasy

"Ultimate Woman's Fantasy"

Ask any man and he will tell you that any
woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once.

While this has been verified by a recent
sociological study, it appears that most
men do not realize that in the woman's
version of this fantasy, one man is cooking
and the other is cleaning.

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"About Washing Machines"

Jesse Jackson was in Sears. He was there to
protest the fact that most of the washing machines were white.

So the clerk called the store manager, who asked,
"What's the problem here, Reverend?"

Jesse pointed at the machines and loudly
bemoaned the fact that most of them were white.

The manager replied, "Well, Reverend, it's true
that most of the washing machines are white,
but if you'll open the lids, you'll see that all the
agitators are black."
Received on Thu Jul 5 12:50:54 2007