Redneck Vacation

"Redneck Vacation"

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon
when Billy Bob! tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon
I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year
I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few
years, I took your advice about where to go.

Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went
to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant. Then two
years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas and
Earlene got pregnant again. Last year you
suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't
get pregnant again."

Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do
this year that's different?"

Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene
with me."
Received on Mon Jan 29 00:37:42 2007