Two Gerontologically Advanced People

"Two Gerontologically Advanced People"

The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you
remember the first time we had sex together over fifty
years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you
leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."

"Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there
again and we can do it for old time¹s sake?"

"Oh Jerry, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but
good idea!"

There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening
to all this and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've
got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence.
I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he
follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning on each
other for support aided by walking sticks.

Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way
to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man
drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old
man moves in. Suddenly they erupt into the most furious
sex that the watching policeman has ever seen. This goes
on for about ten minutes. Both are making loud noises and
moaning and screaming.

Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground. The
policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something
about life and old age that he didn't know. After about half an
hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle
to their feet and put their clothes back on. The Policeman,
still watching, thinks this was truly amazing. He thinks, I've
got to ask them what their secret is.

As the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but
that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex
life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"

The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an
electric fence!"
Received on Fri Jan 19 02:23:22 2007