Cupcake

"Cupcake"

While walking through the Boulder Colorado woods
a man came upon another man hugging a tree with
his ear firmly against the tree.

Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what
the heck are you doing?"

"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man
replied.

"You gotta be kiddin me."

"No, would you like to give it a try?"

Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..."

So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed
his ear up against it.

With this the other guy, slapped a pair of handcuffs on
him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped
him naked and left.

Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw
this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked,
"What happened to you?"

He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he
got there.

When he finished telling his story, the new guy shook
his head in sympathy, walked around behind him,
kissed him gently behind the ear and said,

"This just ain't your day, Cupcake, is it?!"
Received on Wed Jan 17 08:29:05 2007