Two Nuns in Transylvania

"Two Nuns in Transylvania"

Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are
traveling through Europe in their car. They get to
Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps
onto the hood of the car and hisses through the
windshield.

"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine, "What shall
we do?"

"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid
of the abomination," replies Sister Helen.

Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula
about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the
nuns.

"What shall I do now?" she shouts.

"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with
Holy Water at the Vatican," says Sister Helen.

Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer.
Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but
he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

"Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine?

"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.

"Now you're talking," says Sister Catherine.

She opens the window and shouts, "Get the fXXk
off the car, you stupid idiot!"
Received on Thu Jan 11 04:43:21 2007