The Blonde Cowboy

"The Blonde Cowboy"

The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street
and sees a blond cowboy coming down the walk
with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his
boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks, "Why in the world
are you dressed like this?"

The Cowboy says, "Well, it's like this Sheriff .. I was
in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head
asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me
to pull off my shirt.. so I did.Then she pulls off her skirt
and asks me to pull off my pants ... so I did.

Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my
shorts ... so I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at
me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... '

And here I am."
Received on Wed Jan 10 09:31:45 2007