All The Girls We've Loved Before

A Toast "To All The Girls We've Loved Before"

How's This For Depressing?

Brigette Bardot 71
Stella Stevens 68
Sophia Loren 71
Gina Lollobrigida 78
Deborah Kerr 94 (WOW!)
Lena Horne 88
Kay Starr 83
Patti Page 78
Annette Funicello 63
Barbara Eden 71
Angie Dickenson 74
Doris Day 81
Joan Collins 72
Julie Christie 64
Leslie Caron 74
Carroll Baker 74
Ann-Margret 64
Debra Padget 72
Julie Andrews 70
Ursula Andress 69
Rita Moreno 74
Jean Simmons 76
Julie Newmar 72
Kim Novak 72
Jane Powell 76
Debbie Reynolds 73
Shirley Temple 77 (NO!)
Jane Russell 84
Kathryn Grayson 83
Esther Williams 82
Elke Sommer 65
Gale Storm 83
Jill St John 65
Liz Taylor 73
Mamie Van Doren 74

Unbelievable. ... How In The World Did
They Get Old, And We Didn't?

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"The Box of Chocolates"

For all of us who are married, were married, wish
you were married, or wish you weren't married, this
is something to smile about the next time you open
a box of chocolates:

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips
in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo
woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was
a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked
the Navajo woman if she would like a ride.

With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.
Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit
of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman
just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw,
studying every little detail, until she noticed a white
bag on the seat next to Sally.

"What in bag?" asked the old woman.

Sally looked down at the white bag and said, "It's a box
of chocolates. I got it for my husband,"

The Navajo woman was silent for another moment
or two.

Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she
said: "Good trade."
Received on Tue Jan 9 09:03:40 2007